Life is like a mirror If you smile at it, it smiles back.

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I don’t care how many people are in the world. I want you. End of story.

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I’m sure that blondes have more fun, but I think that as a brunette I might work more.

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I told Santa what i wanted for christmas & he washed my mouth out with soap.

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Trust me, you can dance.- Vodka.

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Rather be broke with a good heart than rich with bad intentions.

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Trust me you can dance.

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I work so i can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.

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As you side down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!

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Halloween is by far the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.

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